My distaste for the TSA is well known: waste of taxpayers money, inefficent, etc etc. I know, they are just doing “their job”. The “greeter” TSA told my family of 3 that we hit the jackpot today… The kids didn’t have to take their shoes off! Wow what a miracle! Thanks TSA for letting us in your wisdom not take our shoes off. I feel safe already. Of course,  when I went through , I had to take MY shoes off… Cause , you know, my kids aren’t dangerous but I could be…

Seriously. I am right there next to them. Do i really need your breakfast output in my nose?

At least, “stall” it…

Except i amd where the 35 and 71 intersect.

Where there IS no rain…

Scenario: person in car (pickup really…ding one) is slowly entering parking lot ahead of me (slow…ding two)

He/she (i am gender netural in my hatred of the uncaring) stops in front of me while somebody on the left side of the lot is backing out. No issue there…except that the RIGHT side of the parking lot is EMPTY. So this person, for his/her own needs (i checked if she was handicapped…which she wasnt) made me wait for her spot (the royal Her)… She pulled in and i was able to get by and park on the RIGHT side that was empty…devoid of cars.
The hatred grows strong in this one….

I get an email from Microsoft(tm) about getting the Gold membership ($63) for a year. Well, I don’t commit to any service for that long nor would I since 13 year old boys throwing racial slurs online have now surpassed my Atari skills and I always end up getting wasted.
Why would i pay for that humiliation? This isn’t the first time i received this magical email… A few months ago, Lily was hammer fisting  the controller and managed to ALSO get the Gold package for $63. Coincidence? I think not. Microsoft has setup the xbox to allow a 4 year old to easily get the Gold package (as long as the credit card is on record, of course)

So i went about calling Microsoft Xbox support. I told the support guy that my 4 year old daughter had AGAIN purchased the 60 dollar gold package. He said… i kid you not: “You must have one smart 4 year old to do that *chuckle*”

Now, i hate support. I try to do everything via email and/or online to avoid any inefficient communication (such as spelling my name.. G-o-t-t-l-i-e-b… uh.. umm.. that was Gottlied? …no B, B as in Bitch…) So this guy’s lip doesn’t help his cause. As the conversation went on, he continued to be amazed that a 4 year old was able to mash buttons that are setup to sell their product. I told him to do his job and get my credit card off that damn box and also cancel the gold account. After some false starts (wrong password, wrong address, la de da) I finally got my name cleared.

The “support”‘s last words to me, ” Thank you for using Microsoft support. Next time, try not to leave the controllers around for the 4 year old to get his hands on *click*”

That is shitty support… he didn’t even listen when i said SHE had hit the controller… nice one. Microsoft stock: SOLD.